A RARE TREAT: today’s convo samples some beautiful fanfiction
yOU GOT THAT R1GHT, sO, aRE YA S1NGLE TROLLADY OR YOU A1N'T 1NTO HOT SELFCEST MAKEOUTS, }:?
tHIS IS THE THIRD TIME TODAY i’VE BEEN REFERRED TO AS, oNE BELONGING TO THE FEMALE GENDER, aLSO, yOUR QUIRK IS REALLY CONFUSING, uM, iS THIS tEREZI, iT SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE HER,
dON'T BOTHER, uHH, dENYING IT, aT ALL, sINCE i KNOW THAT, yOU MOST DEFINITELY LOVE MY BUTT, mAYBE,
tHIS FEELS LIKE A TEST, aND, i DON’T HAVE A CHEAT SHEET,
oH, oK,
aBLEISM, }:)
“Blood color: Black (Yes, get over it. I consider Black and White blood to be extremely HIGH on the caste system, such trolls are to be considered GODS! Please dont troll, just get over yourselves, cause im kidding. Black/White blood is a step over Tyrian Purple, though.)) Likes: Red velvet cake, pocky, drawing, arachnids, snakes, screwing with peoples minds. Dislikes:Coffee, people, humans (except the striders >w>), water, smoke, birds. Hobbies: Target pratice (with my scythe), drawing, napping in peoples laps, drinking tea in solitude. I have a very happy disposition, but in reality, Im plotting and re-plotting everyones deaths in my head, enjoying what could be the sounds of your screams. Im very sweet, untill you decide to piss me off.”—
same
me
wE DON’T EVEN HAVE, rED VELVET CAKE,
tHANK YOU ALL FOR CONFIRMING, mY METAPHORICAL BADASSERY, nOT THAT i NEEDED IT, bUT, iT’S NICE TO KNOW THAT i HAVE PALS AND SUCH, yOU KNOW, bECAUSE, tHERE’S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND, }:) (nOT LITERALLY, THOUGH, i’D RATHER JUST STAY IN ONE PIECE„,)
jUST DROPPING BY TO SAY, i HOPE MY ICON SHOCKS AND TRAUMATIZES YOU ALL, sEEING AS IT IS, a VERY DARING THING TO DRAW, tHAT IS, i AM REFERRING TO WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE SPEECH BUBBLE, aND ALSO, i AM SAYING IT, bECAUSE IT IS INAPPROPRIATE, aND MY SPECIES IS ALL ABOUT BEING, nASTY, aND, tHAT KIND OF THING,
i AM BASICALLY THE VERY BEST TROLL,
