A RARE TREAT: today’s convo samples some beautiful fanfiction
tHANK YOU ALL FOR CONFIRMING, mY METAPHORICAL BADASSERY, nOT THAT i NEEDED IT, bUT, iT’S NICE TO KNOW THAT i HAVE PALS AND SUCH, yOU KNOW, bECAUSE, tHERE’S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND, }:) (nOT LITERALLY, THOUGH, i’D RATHER JUST STAY IN ONE PIECE„,)
jUST DROPPING BY TO SAY, i HOPE MY ICON SHOCKS AND TRAUMATIZES YOU ALL, sEEING AS IT IS, a VERY DARING THING TO DRAW, tHAT IS, i AM REFERRING TO WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE SPEECH BUBBLE, aND ALSO, i AM SAYING IT, bECAUSE IT IS INAPPROPRIATE, aND MY SPECIES IS ALL ABOUT BEING, nASTY, aND, tHAT KIND OF THING,
i AM BASICALLY THE VERY BEST TROLL,
hI ALL,
i HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME, wHICH, uH, i GUESS IS SORT OF OBVIOUS, aND i MISSED ALL OF YOU A LOT, mORE THAN i MISS MOST PEOPLE, bECAUSE YOU’RE ALL REALLY NICE TO ME, bUT, tHE BLOGGING EXPERIENCE WAS GETTING TO ME, aLL i DID WAS GET UP, sEARCH EARTH CATS FOR HOURS ON END, aND THEN CLIMBING BACK INTO MY RECUPERACOON, sO i THOUGHT i WOULD TAKE UP A PRODUCTIVE PASTIME, sUCH AS, kNITTING AND SEWING,
nOW, uHH, i DON’T THINK, tROLLS ARE BUILT FOR THIS KIND OF THING, i GOT LAUGHED AT A LOT, aND i REMEMBER FALLING ASLEEP ONCE AND WAKING UP THINKING I HAD GOTTEN TANGLED UP IN THE STUFF, bUT THEN IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A SPIDER, wHO HAD DECIDED TO WRAP ME UP, bECAUSE, tHAT’S WHAT SPIDERS DO, i GUESS, hA, (iT WASN’T FUNNY,)
aLSO i HURT MY FINGERS A LOT BECAUSE NEEDLES ARE POINTY, aND i DON’T LIKE THEM,
iT TOOK A WHILE TO GET USED TO, bUT i EVENTUALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT, aND IT ALL WENT SMOOTHLY FROM THERE, mORE OR LESS, }:)
tINKERBULL HAS BEEN SUPPORTIVE SO FAR TOO, hE HELPS ME OUT WITH THE YARN AND THREAD AND EVERYTHING, wHICH IS COOL,
lATELY HE’S BEEN HELPING WITH CLOTHES AND STUFF TOO, uSUALLY i JUST MAKE SWEATERS AND FORGET TO MAKE A HOLE FOR THE HEAD TO GO THROUGH, sO THEY END UP BEING REALLY BIG SOCKS WITH TUBES ATTACHED, (gAMZEE LIKES THEM A LOT), aNYWAY, hE TOLD ME HE COULD HELP ME DESIGN SOMETHING REALLY COOL, sORT OF LIKE A PUPA PAN OUTFIT, bUT NOT, iT WAS EVEN COOLER, aND HE HELPED ME ATTACH FAKE WINGS TO IT, sO i COULD PRETEND HOW TO FLY, hE CALLED IT A TIER, sOMETHING, iT SOUNDED VERY COOL, i MIGHT ASK vRISKA ABOUT IT LATER,
i WONDER IF i’LL EVER GET TO BE A TIER THING„,
